You: Tabom may be the stupidest phrase ever.
Stranger: Alright I don't know you, and you don't know me..let's get down to business and start what we both are really looking to do. Cyber sex.
Stranger: Pick role of man or role of woman.
You: Wizard.
Stranger: Okay so your a man.
You: Or frog.
Stranger: I'll be the woman.
You: I'm NOT a man!!
Stranger: a wizard is a man
You: Not Hermione.
Stranger: shes a witch
You: DAMN
You: Well, a frog.
Stranger: then your a girl now
You: We're both girls? ;)
Stranger: Sure! That is always fun too.
Stranger: We can both take on the role of woman.
You: Not frog? :(
Stranger: Hmm I'm not sure if I enjoy frog sex.
Stranger: How about we be..
Stranger: Cows?
Stranger: Bulls
Stranger: Gay bulls
You: Nah
Stranger: You're a freak, and I'm reporting you to the police for trying to rape me. Sicko!
You: I'm not into bulls.
You: I'M REPORTING YOU!
Stranger: NO YOU!
You: YOU
Stranger: Hehe I just finished reporting you.
Stranger: TO MY DICK!
You: AHHHHHHH
You: YOU LIAR
Stranger: LOLZ
You: YOU'RE NOT A GIRL
Stranger: !!!
You: *gasp*
Stranger: TROLL
Stranger: iTroll
You: I am actually a FROG
Stranger: Trollalicious
You: I learnt to type
You: Evolution.